Shut up mom, this isn’t a phase. this is the REAL me
"the female orgasm doesn’t exist"
well not my fault your dick game weak
when you get a message on tumblr and you don’t know how to reply
how do i install a new attractive and cute face
You can’t install software already on the device
EVERYBODY ON THIS WEBSITE IS GETTING MORE AND MORE SMOOTH AND FLIRTATIOUS WHAT IS HAPPENING AND WHY ISN’T IT HAPPENING TO ME?
if anybody ever tells you that you suck, look them straight in the eyes and say “not for free”
tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands
||Camera Addict <3